FINANCIAL TUMBLR-ISM
If you spend enough time thinking about it, you'll find at least ten specific implications of this statement, half of which you'll probably disagree with violently. But if you think about it some more, you'll eventually realize that the statement is actually true and that altruism and selflessness are really just illusions.
Then again, maybe you'll just conclude that I'm just too lazy to write a "real" post, in which case you'll be mostly correct since I just got back from a long and tiring research-related trip in Manila.
Something more worthy of your attention and time should be waiting for you on Wednesday. Until then, here's to a good night's sleep, selfishness, and true happiness. :)